Roast my ads
We'll audit your ads and give you a strategy to get profitable and scalable.
Are you:
- Getting burned by a bad agency?
- Struggling to get profitable?
Paid ads + CRO landing pages, run as one system. We drive qualified traffic and turn it into revenue, measured against CAC, ROAS, and payback, not vanity metrics.
Most scaling teams pour budget into Meta and Google without a system underneath. Without proper measurement and creative discipline, growth stalls and CAC creeps up every month.
Budgets keep climbing while CAC inflates and ROAS drifts. Without a real testing framework, you can't tell what's actually working.
The same ads run for months until performance collapses. There's no creative pipeline producing fresh angles fast enough to stay ahead.
iOS 14, GA4, server-side events, conversion APIs, most accounts have measurement gaps that quietly distort every optimisation decision.
You're paying for the click but the page doesn't sell. Without CRO discipline, every dollar of media spend is being wasted at the bottom of the funnel.
Performance marketing isn't a single role, it's media buying, creative production, landing page CRO, analytics, and reporting all working together. Hire one of those skills internally and the rest fall behind. Hire all of them and you're paying $40k/month before you've spent a dollar on ads.
We give you the full team and the system, for the cost of one in-house hire.We run paid acquisition like a system, creative, media, funnels, and measurement all wired into the same loop. Every test feeds the next decision.
Attention-grabbing static and motion ads built and tested against real performance data, not opinions. Winning angles get scaled, losers get killed fast.
We work alongside your team from offer testing to funnel optimisation. One partner accountable for the whole pipeline, not five vendors pointing fingers.
A live Looker Studio dashboard wired to Meta, Google, and GA4, built around CAC, ROAS, and payback. Plus a weekly Loom walking through what changed and why.
Conversion-focused landing pages and funnels built in Webflow (or your stack), iterated against session data and ad performance to lift LTV and reduce CAC.
Every click measured against profitability.
Structured testing and optimisation create consistent performance you can forecast and scale.
From first click to final conversion, every stage is measured, refined, and aligned to growth targets.
We help you build traction, retention, and CAC payback metrics that make your next round easier to raise.
Structured campaign systems designed for consistent, scalable performance across Meta and Google.
We build, test, and iterate ad creatives to uncover winning angles and scale what performs best.
Conversion-focused funnel structures that turn traffic into measurable results, not wasted clicks.
Clear, profit-focused reporting built around CAC, ROAS, and revenue efficiency, so every decision is informed.
Two ways to start: a one-off audit or a fully managed engagement.
We'll audit your ads and give you a strategy to get profitable and scalable.
Are you:
Lower your CAC and gain traction without the upfront costs.
A tight 90-day cycle to launch, learn, and lock in profitable growth.
Growth Machine is designed for funded startups and scaling businesses with a working product, paying customers, and the ambition to grow user acquisition, revenue, and retention 5-10x.
Primarily Meta (Facebook/Instagram) and Google (Search, Performance Max, YouTube). We extend to LinkedIn, TikTok, or programmatic when the funnel data and audience justify it.
We operate as a partner, not a vendor. That means full-funnel ownership: ads + creative + landing pages + tracking + reporting, all measured against profit (CAC, ROAS, payback), not just impressions or CTR.
We produce it. Static ad creative is built and iterated in-house against live performance data, so winning angles get scaled and losers get killed quickly. If you need motion or UGC-style ads, we can bring in trusted partners.
Included. We design and build conversion-focused landing pages and funnels in Webflow (or your stack), then iterate on them based on session data and ad performance, not opinions.
You get a Looker Studio dashboard wired to your Meta, Google Ads, and GA4 accounts so the numbers are always live, plus a weekly Loom walkthrough where we explain what changed, why, and what we're testing next. Everything ties back to CAC, ROAS, and payback period, not vanity metrics.
We work in 90-day cycles to give campaigns enough runway to learn, optimise, and scale. After that you can renew month-to-month, no long lock-ins.
First learnings show up in 2-3 weeks. Profitable scale typically takes 60-90 days as we lock in winning creative angles, audiences, and funnel optimisations.
Engagements start at $2.5k/month for management + creative production, separate from ad spend. We'll quote the exact scope on the strategy call once we understand your stage and goals.
Book a free call. We'll review your current setup and show how Growth Machine fits your stage, channels, and goals.
Book a callPair Growth Machine with the systems that turn paid traffic into closed revenue, a CRM that captures every lead, and an outbound engine that reaches the buyers who never click an ad.
Salesforce, HubSpot, or custom CRMs set up to organise leads and automate follow-up.
Outbound system live in 30 days, ICP defined, Apollo set up, campaigns running.